You're so nebulous sometimes
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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