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doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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