And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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