His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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