Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
