you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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