Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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