I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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