So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i wish my penis had a tongue
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?