Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?

(830): View more from Texas

its hotter. Way hotter.

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(317): View more from Indiana

How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done

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(541): View more from Oregon

definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.

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(941): View more from Florida

My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.

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(513): View more from Ohio

You need Xanax blowdarts

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up

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(269): View more from Michigan

Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?

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