Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?