How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
someone owes me an orgasm
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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