69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Boobs speak an international language.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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