But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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