Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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