I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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