There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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