Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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