Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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