ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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