Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
