I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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