ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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