Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Bring me that man meat
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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