It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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