Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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