I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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