So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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