For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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