did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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