Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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