This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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