worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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