Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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