He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
