would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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