OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
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Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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