We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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