I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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