yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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