I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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