I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize