did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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