I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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