walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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