You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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