Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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