just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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