She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
