i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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