I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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