Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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