I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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