watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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