you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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