it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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