So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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