well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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