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you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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