It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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