Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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