i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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