I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
handjob tips. give me some.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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